Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, Local: “Children Locked In Dryer”
Not a dry eye was had by any.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Man Has Everything”
For Romney, there is still one more thing.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Upside Of Being Sick”
Listening to Republican debates can’t make you sicker.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Anti-Extremism Cops”
In Russia, that means being arrested for not voting for Putin.
UK, Guardian: “Breast Implant Boss Arrested”
We call him the boob man.
UK, Independent: “Atheist Victory”
God damn it!
Norway, Norway Post: “Topless Woman Speaks”
She just wanted to get it off her breast.