Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden,  Local:  “Children Locked In Dryer”

Not a dry eye was had by any.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Man Has Everything”

For Romney, there is still one more thing.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Upside Of Being Sick”

Listening to Republican debates can’t make you sicker.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Anti-Extremism Cops”

In Russia, that means being arrested for not voting for Putin.

UK, Guardian:  “Breast Implant Boss Arrested”

We call him the boob man.

UK, Independent:  “Atheist Victory”

God damn it!

Norway, Norway Post:  “Topless Woman Speaks”

She just wanted to get it off her breast.