Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden,  Local:  “Big  Baby Girls  Become Big  Baby Moms”

I prefer not butting into this big story.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “New Defense Chief Named”

I assume that means he is ready to go on the offense.

UK, Independent:  “School Fined For Giving Muslim Student Choice She Had To Reject”

Kosher salami?

China, China Daily:  American Fined For Illegal Mapping”

We don’t want the world to know which are the best Chinese restaurants.

Indonesia, Jakarto Post:  “Minister Nabbed”

God damn it!

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Palestinians Denouce Hateful Murders of Jews”

I am certain West Bank settlers will cite the lack of saying, “strongly denounce” as evidence that one can not trust Palestinians.

Israel, Haaretz:  “Russia: Syrian Leader Has Made Mistakes:

He didn’t kill  enough people?