HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Sarkozy To Ban Iranians From France”

Only, it they refuse to  leave the atomic bombs at home.

Ireland, Independent:  “Chocolate Makes You Fat”

But, it is so damn tasty!

South Africa, Argus:  “We Believe He Has Answer”

Santorum must, he gets advice from God so he can’t be wrong.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Einstein Brain To Go On Display”

Unfortunately, brainless Republicans don’t want to see a scientist’s brain.

USA, aol.  ‘Joe The Plumber Rejected”

I guess he got flushed down the toilet.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Voters See Tories As Party Of Rich”

That’s why they are called, “Tories.”

UK, Guardian:  “French Protest Over Oral Sex Poster”