HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer examples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  ”Priest Scatters Money”

I guess the spirit of Christ got to him.

China, China Daily:  ”Committed To Reform Process”

In China that means to jail until you mentally reform.

Japan, Japan Times:  ”Money Flushed Down Toilet”

Just like bailing out American banks. They get our money, we get the shit.

Ireland, Independent:  ”Syria Peace Deal Near Collapse”

It was near collapse before it was offered.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  ”Mr. Gay Comes To Africa”

Was his spouse with him to spread some charm?

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette:  ”Counseling Centers to Prevent Divorce”

Any to encourage divorce?

India, Times of India:  ”Fewer Women Marry Bosses”

Could be there are fewer male bosses.

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