Each day we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Finland, Sanomat: “Berlusconi Sneers At Finland”
None of the blond chicks would look in his direction.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Iran Vows To Win War On Drugs”
If not, they will blame failure on Israel and the Jews.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Anti -Christ Attracts Home Support”
That’s mighty Christian of them.

Sweden, The Local: “Police Focus Resources On Morning Drinkers”
They will have ample supplies of beer, whiskey and cognac for the early risers.

Australia, West Australian: “Traces Of Cocaine Found In Cola”
It’s name is Coca Cola! What do you think is in it?

USA, St. Louis Post Dispatch: “Woman Said To Be Killed, Graduates”
Now, do you know what we mean about grade inflation in colleges!

South Africa, The Times: “Moms Still Waiting For Formula”
Just give the kid the breast!

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Oil Revenue Down, Spending Up”
Don’t you have this backwards?

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Smoking Campaign Launched”
We offer free cigars and cigarettes.

UAR, Khaleej Times: University Launches Program To Get Foreign Students”
The first fifty to enroll will receive A grades for two years.