Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local:  “Man Fined For Giving Son Cigs And Beer”

I guess it is never too early to begin this stuff with kids.

USA, aol:  ‘JoeThe Pumbler Dealt Big Rejection”

Got flushed down the toilet?

Norway, Norway Post:  “Unlawful Arrest Frees Man”

What about the thousands who are not freed?

France, Connexion:  “Torture Sale Called Off”

Whips, handcuffs, and other such helpful toys available.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “No Boobs On Bikes”

Does that law also apply to the presence of a penis?

Czech Republic, Prague Post:  “I’m A Dickhead”

A wonderful description of Dick Cheney

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “I Can’t Recall My Life”

The story of those who are downsized.

USA, aol:  “Baboons Learn Real Words From Gibberish”

So, that’s how members of the Republican party learn how to speak English!