We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
France, Connexion: “I Will Quit Politics”
We assure one and all that Newt Gingrich did NOT say this!
Russia, Moscow Times: “Protesters Battle For Toilets”
What a stinking sight!
USA, NY Daily News: “Man Wakes From Dead”
After listening to Mitt talk, he returned to the after life.
USA, aol: “Finding God In Candy”
What a sweet thought.
China, China Daily: “Swap Dogs For BMW”
An offer straight from a hedge fund operator.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Brain Implant Allowed”
What wonderful news for Michele Bachmann!
Norway, Norway Post: “Tackles Cat Problems”
I assume fur will fly as a result!