We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion:  “I Will Quit Politics”

We assure one and all that Newt Gingrich did NOT say this!

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Protesters Battle For Toilets”

What a stinking sight!

USA, NY Daily News:  “Man Wakes From Dead”

After listening to Mitt talk, he returned to the after life.

USA, aol:  “Finding God In Candy”

What a sweet thought.

China, China Daily:  “Swap Dogs For BMW”

An offer straight from a  hedge fund operator.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Brain Implant Allowed”

What wonderful news for Michele Bachmann!

Norway, Norway Post:  “Tackles Cat Problems”

I assume fur will fly as a result!