HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion:  “Workers Strike For Bosses”

Is that “strike for”or “strike at?”

Norway, Norway Post:  “Sex Pest Law Scrapped”

Does this mean we are scrapping penis envy?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Policewoman Whose Virtue Was Vice”

For or against is the question?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:   “Star Raps Fan”

Much better than “Star Rapes fan.”

Hungary,  Budapest Sun:  “Late Bloomer”

Some prefer, “early,”I prefer “late.”

Sweden, Local:  “Helicopter Bombs Mosquitoes”

This is one way to create a buzz.

Czech Republic, Prague Post:  “National Poetry Day”

A poem, a great way to get a lay,(see, it rhymes).

Taiwan, Taipei Times:   “No One Likes A Quitter”

However,when it comes to Newt Gingrich, anything to end his rambling nonsense.

South Africa, Argus:  “Sliver Of Hope”

That one day Mitt will actually tells us what is in his heart.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Justice Minister Lied About Deportation Law”

There is just no justice these days.