We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Woman Spots Missing Airplane”

It landed in her back yard in Brooklyn.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Theatre Of Absurd”

Any day in the House of Representatives.

Sweden, Local: “Cop Shoots Spear Wielding Man”

I assume he shot him with a bow and arrow.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Out Of Pandora’s Box”

A sober Rob Ford?

USA, NY Post: “Let’s Talk About Sex”

Talk will not produce any children.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Customs Seizes Cocaine Condoms Headed For Vatican”

This is not a surprising headline,but it will bring happiness to some men I don’t know.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Airline Pilot Got Mystery Call”

The only mystery is why every phone call he took prior to flight is now a “mystery call.”