We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Woman Spots Missing Airplane”
It landed in her back yard in Brooklyn.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Theatre Of Absurd”
Any day in the House of Representatives.
Sweden, Local: “Cop Shoots Spear Wielding Man”
I assume he shot him with a bow and arrow.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Out Of Pandora’s Box”
A sober Rob Ford?
USA, NY Post: “Let’s Talk About Sex”
Talk will not produce any children.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Customs Seizes Cocaine Condoms Headed For Vatican”
This is not a surprising headline,but it will bring happiness to some men I don’t know.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Airline Pilot Got Mystery Call”
The only mystery is why every phone call he took prior to flight is now a “mystery call.”