We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Crime Starting To Pay”

It never stopped on Wall Street.

Norway, Norway Post: ” Beware Fake Calendar Scam”

You mean today is yesterday?

USA, NY News: “I Got Lucky”

I don’t live in Texas and I am sick.

USA, AOL: “Dog Eats Homework”

Sounds fishy to me.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Sharia Police Chief Arrested”

He was caught in a car with a woman?

Sweden, Local: “Jet Lands At Wrong Airport”

At least it landed.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Woman On Train With Alligator”

I give up, you come up with a response!