Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, The Independent: “Vatican Hosts Aliens”
I didn’t know they were hosting Jews and Muslims.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Plan B Won’t Work”
These days I would even take Plan Z if it led to jobs.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Park Bike In Car”
I would be more impressed if one could park a car in a bike.

UK, Guardian: “Spanish Sex Education Hands On”
Doing is better than talking.

USA, Army Times: “Buglers In Short Supply”
I believe they are overworked.

South Africa, Argus: ‘Laws Should Be For Every Citizen”
You mean just like the bailout is for every American citizen?

Sydney Morning Herald: “Prison Officer Has Baby With Inmate”
Well, that is one one way to increase the prison population and create more jobs.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Ahmadinejad-Muslim Principles Should Replace Capitalist”
Are you referring to stoning women to death instead of giving them an injection to die?