Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: Bladder Problems”
Piss on this.
Japan, Japan Times; “Dial A Pope”
Do you have to check with God?
USA, Army Times: “Honor Long Time Dead Soldier”
I suspect he was not bothered by the delay.
South Africa, Argus: “T’was A Dark And Stormy Night”
That day Republicans won the election.
China, China Daily: “China And US Discuss Human Rights”
Much ado about nothing.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Danes Want Street Noise”
It is to drown out those visiting drunken Swedes.
France, Connexion: “France Leads In Terrorist Arrests”
The issue is not, arrests, it is convictions.
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Japan Seeks Camel Urine”
At least they don’t want camel shit.
Norway, Norway Post; “Family Night Of Horror”
They had to spend the evening watching Fox TV.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Vatican Police Clash With Gypsies”
They were trying to prevent gypsies from kidnapping the Pope.
Sweden, The Local: “I Tossed A Coin To Decide”
A lot more sense than having the House of Representatives pass a law.