Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Norway, Norway Post:  “New Sex Attack Wave”

Should I swim toward it?

Sweden, Local:  “Can’t Afford To Lose Clever Immigrants”

Dumb ones, we can.

USA, New York Daily News:  “Why Do We Need Firms That Don’t Pay Taxes?”

So, the rest of us can continue being poor?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Learn To Be A Bookworm”

Gee, if only Cain, Bachmann, Palin and Perry were one.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Turkey Calls For Dialogue”

I guess they want to talk turkey.

USA, NY Post:  “Pigeons Flock To Ride Subway”

First, we have illegal immigrants, and now we have illegal pigeons!

UK, Guardian:  “Perry Vows To Press On”

I think his problem is that he presses on and reveals who he is.