We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Fatty Butt Myth”

I assure one and all that is no myth in America.

Sweden, Local: “Scared Of Pot?”

A question of high or low.

Italy, Local: “Half Italian Men Live With Mom”

Mama Mia!

France, Connexion: “Staff Takes Part In Shoplifting”

I assume it is left to customers to catch them.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Citizenship For Sale”

Given the state of Americans today, not a bad idea.

Norway, Norway Post: “Ice Hotel To Get Fire Alarms”

A hot town in the Cold World?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Santa Claus Found”

Where else but the North Pole?