Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “More People On Bikes”
Fewer people obese.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Clinic Forgot Baby”
We all make mistakes, what’s one baby or another?
France, Connexion: “Police Complain Over Beer Ban”
I guess they do a better job when drunk.
China, China Daily: “Sorting Out Better Garbage System”
That’s one smelly job.
Norway, Norway Post: “Pursue Dreams”
Trouble is Republican dreams are American people nightmares.
USA, NY Daily News: “Trump: I Use Comb”
I’d rather if you would wash the presidential dream out of your mind.
UK, Guardian: “Preaching For Profit”
Whenever Republicans seek lower taxes, it is a business mantra they utter.