Headlines Of The Week From World Press

Each week we share headlines that appeared in the world press with our own comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Crime A Priority”
I want every member of the police force to get out and get more crime!

Sweden, The Local: “”Man Arrested For Spying on Saab”
Mr. Henry Ford and his associate Dawn Chrysler were spotted checking out Saabs.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Gays Less Likely To Divorce”
I think they are less likely to be able to marry.

Norway, Aftenposten: “Swimsuit May Get Olympic Medal”
Is it for being worn or for the swimming?

Australia, The Age: “Snow White Gets Her Man”
She gets Prince Charming and we Americans get Prince Alarming.

Uganda, Sunday Monitor: “Government Hospitals Full Of Expired Drugs”
And, they are also filled with expired bodies.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Is Sewage Fertilizer Safe?
I think there is something smelly about this story, let’s get to the bottom of it.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Ninety Bloody Idiots Caught”
Is that all that were found in the White House?

Sweden, The Local: “Ass Man Concludes Visit To Sweden”
I think we will never see the backside of this man again.

Norway, Aftenposten: “Summer Put On Hold”
It will return for an encore this fall.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Committee To Defend Bedroom Rights”
And, it will leave no sheet unturned in this effort.

Australia, West Australian: “Naked Teacher To Sue For Sacking”
I believe strongly in hands on education and a living biology.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Pharmacist Now A Robot”
Take a drink of oil and wash it down with some kerosene.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Sex Abuse Jury Out”
Doing what?

Yemen, Yemen Times: “Life In Guantanamo For A Day”
It would be nice if Club Med ran excursions for Bush people for a day in Cuba.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Are Sheep Dogs Being Poisoned?”
Detective Wolf is shepherding the investigation.

Norway, Aftenposten: “Robbery Rates Skyrocket”
“Murder Rates Plummet”
Now, those are two headlines which tell a story about Norway. Don’t kill, just rob.