Hucklebee Hero To Nuts!

Mike Hucklebee has finally cleared up the issue of God for Americans. It now turns out that God was the original founder of the National Rifle Association and is rather angry at failure to recognize his wonderful work for humanity. God is a gun toting tough guy who wants every human on this planet to possess the means of defending self, and He is not merely talking about humans. He wants every animal in the cores to tote a gun and when one of those humans aims, he not only can roar, but he can blast away.

Mike offered a sane and clear explanation of the Connecticut school killing of  children. “We don’t have a crime problem, or a gun problem or even a violence problem, we have a sin problem. And, since we ordered God out our out schools, and communities, and the military and public conversational, you know we really shouldn’t be surprised.. when all hell breaks loose. Should we be so surprised that schools have become a place of carnage?’

In other words, if only teachers began each lesson with a prayer to God, we would all be safe. I wonder if I offer a prayer each morning to God to win the lottery, it would result in…..