I Come Expensive

Catalina Migliorini is a twenty year old very attractive young woman who has been paying close attention to the words of Mitt Romney and other Republican leaders. They urge business minded folk to create jobs and do it without any help from others, just the way Mitt worked himself up from a few million to gobs of millions. Catalina has lower expectations than the Mitt man, but she wants money and lots of it. She has offered to sell her virginity for the nice round sum of $780,000.

A nice Japanese man named Natsu took up her offer, delivered the money and she delivered the goods–untouched by any prior man. I guess Catalina believes that if Republicans can give blow jobs to lobbyists for money what is different about giving it to a man for money?