IF DEVIL SHOWED UP IN AMERICA

If the Devil showed up in America today, he would become a charter member of the Tea Party. Let people starve or lack medical care means more will die, and by the law of averages, he gets a few.

If the Devil showed up in America today, he would be appointed negotiator with disgruntled workers.

If the Devil showed up in America today, Michele Bachmann would inquire where the Hell is Hell in the world?

If the Devil showed up in America today, he would lead the Republican Party in the fight against Barack Obama since who else but the Devil knows how to deal with evil Muslims?

If the Devil showed up in America today, he would have a great discussion with Charlie Sheen about life and death.

If the Devil showed up in America today, Sarah Palin would inquire about speaking engagements in Hell and what does he pay.

If the Devil showed up in America today, Glenn Beck would draw lines from New York City to Hell.

If the Devil showed up in America today, Fox News would purchase exclusive TV rights from Hell.

If the Devil showed up in America today, Mike Huckabee would prove the Devil was born in Kenya and hates whites and that is why white skin people are in Heaven.

If the Devil showed up in America today, he would get a Green Card since his occupation can only be handled by himself.

If the Devil showed up in America today, Wall Street would declare a holiday to honor its savior.

If the Devil showed up in America today, Michelle Obama would praise him for not being obese.

If the Devil showed up in America today, the NRA would grant him immediate membership since his philosophy gibes with their own–kill, kill, kill.