IF JESUS SHOWED UP TODAY

If Jesus showed up today in America he would be deported as an illegal immigrant.

If Jesus showed up today in America, no college would hire him since he lacks a Ph.D. in religion.

If Jesus showed up today, he would be stripped searched at the airport since he comes from the Middle East.

If Jesus showed up today in America, Glenn Beck would draw lines from him to al-Qaeda.

If Jesus showed up today in America, the FBI would begin a file on him.

If Jesus showed up today in America, Rush Limbaugh would term him a Socialist who is against the wealthy.

If Jesus showed up today in America, no Christian college would invite him as their commencement speaker. Too controversial.

If Jesus showed up today in America, no priest would wash his feet, they are so dirty!

If Jesus showed up today in America he would not have health care insurance, he has a part time job.

If Jesus showed up today in America, the NRA would seek to have him silenced for opposing violence.

If Jesus showed up today in America, the poor would love him and the wealthy fear him.

If Jesus showed up today in America, Sarah Palin would deride him as a lazy hippie.

If Jesus showed up today in America, Mike Huckabee would claim he was born in Kenya and hates white people.