I’m Innocent, Says Yemen Leader

There is within the Middle East a sure fire way to avoid having anyone blame you for incompetence or being a dictator–just utter the magic words–no, it is not Shazam– they are: MOSSAD or CIA!! As hundreds of thousands people marched through the streets of his land, President Saleh came for with an explanation that explains why there is poverty, violence and you name it going on in his land. Hush, listen carefully to the words of this great leader: “I am going to reveal a secret. There is an operations room in Tel Aviv with the aim of destabilizing the Arab world. The operations room is in Tel Aviv and run by the White House.” I trust all reading this “secret” now understand why people in Tunisia or Egypt or Libya are demanding democracy–they are all in the employ of the CIA and Mossad! according to Saleh, who receives hundreds of millions of dollars from the USA, opposition leaders ” are sitting day and night with the American ambassador where they hand him reports and he gives them instructions.”

Now, that I understand the plot, the plot not only thickens but it enables me to understand why Hosni Mubarak and Muammar Gaddafi are the only friends Arabs have in this world.

OOPs, just in from Tel Aviv. We have received a SECRET REPORT from Mossad which makes clear that Muammar Gaddafi is an agent of Mossad. Not only that, but: PRESIDENT AHMADINEJAD’s real name is: ABRAHAM GOLDBERG!!