Indian Ambassador Gets Groped!

It was a pleasant morning at the Jackson, Mississippi airport, and security guards were standing around gazing at each passenger in order to figure out which one was a secret terrorist. A dark skinned woman appeared, she was wearing a strange costume, something like thost Muslim terrorist women wore, so guards quickly made her step aside and a female security guard did a lot of groping around her body seeking to find the bomb she was hiding. Unfortunately, the woman was Meera Shankar, India’s Ambassador to the United States who had been invited to give a talk in Mississippi.

Of course, how would ordinary folk in Mississippi know that women who wear a Sari are not Muslim women with bombs? I mean, is it fair to blame them for singling out a foreign diplomat? How come she doesn’t go around in jeans? It should be a requirement for anyone visiting our fair shores to dress like a damn American!!