Is Putin Getting Pussy?

First, let me make clear to the people who inhabit planet, Earth that Vladimir Putin is one tough guy. Send a tiger to threaten him, and that cat will soon be one dead animal. Vladimir fears no one-EXCEPT those men who utter words of love towards him and go around displaying their penis for men to gaze at in wonder. There are reports he does have one huge pecker and wants to reserve it for the gaze of gals, particularly gorgeous ones. Therefore, what else could he do put send to prison a group of women who had the audacity to sing in a church about their disregard for the orthodox religion? The Pussy Riot group wound up in Siberia where they enjoyed a comfortable vacation, all expenses paid by the government, in order to rethink the meaning of God and their sexual orientation. After two years of wonderful relaxation in Mother Siberia, Vladimir decided to display the warmth and generosity of his heart by allowing them to head home to their children.

Maria Alyokhina, one of the Pussy Riot trio, is furious at the idea she has some sort of apology to make since placing her in prison violated the basic tenets of Jesus Christ to love all humans. “I don’t think this is an amnesty I think it is a public relations stunt.” She charges Vladimir wants the upcoming Sochi Winter Olympics to regard him as a beardless Santa Claus.