I inhabit the state of Missouri so it was rather shocking to pick up my copy of Bloomberg’s Businessweek and read a headline referring to something called, ‘global warming.” In my neck of the woods, there is no such thing as “global warming”because we know that God would not change our climate unless He was preparing another flood to wipe out all the evil inhabitants of this planet. Naturally, we folk in Missouri are among his chosen children so we do not have to worry about anything. The Earth has been around for 9,000 years and it certainly will be around for another 9,000.
This guy, Bloomberg is upset at a slight hurricane. We have always had hurricanes, we will continue having them so why is he so upset? OK, so Sandy did some damage. Big deal. At least it was not as bad as when Noah had to load up his ark and save the world. If you truly believe in God, if you truly believe the world was created 9,000 ago, just smile, wear a raincoat and carry an umbrella. Do not listen to agents of the Devil and worry about some winds and a bit of rain. Look at the bright side, get wet and save taking a bath!