It’s Offical-Tomorrow Will Arrive

I am feeling greatly relieved at word from Moscow that President Vladimir Putin has assured the people, not only of Russia, but the world that the world will not disappear in the coming days. One can forget about prophecies by Mayans or anyone else, because the MAN has made clear that HE will not allow this world to collapse. Giving his first, and thank God, not his last press conference, President Vladimir Putin is confident the world will continue for at least 4.5 billion more years. If you doubt his prediction, the president will give you a wonderful financial compensation package.

“I know when the end of the world will come. It will be in 4.5 billion years approximately–that will be the end of the world.” I am deeply worried because the man who knows all could only guarantee an “approximate” time, not a certain time! I will attempt my best to sleep in the coming years.