Judge To Bush–Save Polar Bears!

George Bush has many enemies throughout the world, but he got an additional one when a federal judge ordered him to stop stalling on whether to designate the polar bear as a species endangered by global warming. If they are so designated, it would impact Bush policies on global warming since the federal government would have to avoid doing anything that would “jeopardize the continued existence” of polar bears. Judge Claludia Wilken told him to cease the stalling tactics that have been going on for months about this issue and make a decision by next week.

Polar bears depend on sea ice for hunting, mating and moving aroound, but the ice is rapidly melting. The Bush administration sold off prime areas where polar bears live to ol companies for about $2.6 billion.

It seems these days, George Bush is getting attacked from all sides and from all areas of the world. He couldn’t even spend a pleasant weekend marrying off his daughter without some judge coming down hard on his incompetence. One can assume he looks forward fondly to being an ex-president so his turmoil can come to an end.