Kim Jong Un is Mad!

The Great Leader is upset, the Great Leader is going to show the world  why he is a Great Leader. North Korea shot a missile into the air but it fell to Earth in  Dismal Land. It is clear that South Korean spies  and sabatoge was responsible for this calamity and the Great Leader has promised revenge. HE warned South Korea he would resort to “unprecedented peculiar means” to exact retribution upon South Korea.

Due to our secret sources, we are able to reveal North Korean plans. The Great Leader has been peeing into a special container and when this is filled with his Great Pee, the container will become a missile that will be fired into South Korea splatting his Pee upon those who dared oppose HIM!

Talk about “peculiar means!”