Let’s Ban Something

We inhabit a world in which men appear to spend their days seeking to discover some evil on the part of women that must be banned. The Gazi Antolian High School in Turkey has won the idiot ban award for its recent action against female students. Are females engaging in loose sex? No. Are females engaged in heavy drinking? No. Are females smoking drugs? Nope. The females at this high school go around dressed in skirts! Imagine, dressed in skirts? What next? School authorities have banned the use of skirts and from now on females will wear pants. They must be dressed appropriately in school colors and the school uniform.

I am certain parents in this province can sleep peacefully knowing their daughters are not wearing skirts. One more problem solved for anxious parents!