We offer additional reasons why Barack Obama is responsible for every tragedy in America and the world.

There was no white American in the tennis finals.

Black folk no longer go into the street when we whites walk down the sidewalk.

The surge in Iraq is surging in the wrong way.

Don Rumsfeld was denied a job at Walmart as a Greeter because he couldn’t stand up for too long without sitting down.

It has taken over a year to repair one mile of Highway 40 in St. Louis.

Newspaper readership is declining.

The hair of white people over sixty is turning white.

Paris Hilton is not in the news everyday.

We had a cool summer this year in the midwest.

Blame it on the black man in the White House!