Let’s Have A Talk

An election is being held this week in the nation of Iran and since they are devout Muslims it was necessary to engage in their form of a “Debate.” Of course, prior to this debate an agreement had to be reached as to how those engaged in this interaction spoke with one another.

1. We all agree the Ayatollah Khomenai is always correct. If he says 2 plus 2 equals 5, so be it.

2. We all agree to conduct ourselves like good Muslims, I will not contradict what you say but agree that we all agree about everything.

3. We all agree that students in school should agree with their teachers.

4.We all agree the US is, in reality, the servant of Satan.

That concludes this debate.