We offer observations on LIFE AND DEATH

1. The only serious issue in life is Death.

2.  The final concern in life is Death.

3.  I trust Death is delayed for our appointment.

4. In the Army they lost my orders, I missed Death.

5.  There is no doubt Death is a member of the Republican party.

6.  I assume Death is an equal opportunity employer.

7. If you seek speeding up appointments with Death, vote Republican.

8.  Death is a gambler with life.

9.  I wonder how human civilization would have evolved without Death.

10.  Conservatives defend until Death the right of poor people to die because they lack health insurance. It says so in the Constitution!