Like Father, Like Son?

Rafael Cruz is the father of a senator whose name is Ted Cruz. Dad is from Cuba which makes him an expert on who is or is not a Muslim. According to Rafael, the black dude in the White House is a secret Muslim who devotes his time and efforts to “side with the Muslims.” This explains why he ordered the murder of Osama bin Laden. We now know that Osama bin Laden was a member of the secret Jewish plot to take over the world. Fortunately for America, our Muslim brothers are on our side to halt this Jewish plot for world domination. How does the plot proceed?

1. First, we force Americans to get access to health care.

2. Second, we blast to pieces Muslim groups that seek to halt the Jewish plot.

3. Third, we seek to halt the brightest mind in western civilization that is held by Ted Cruz in an effort to ensure that intelligence does not apear in the American government.

Oh, Rafael wants America to know Obama seeks to provide “suicide counseling for the elderly” and gay marriage is a plot to “make government your God.”