Right wing newscasts continue spouting claims that President Barack Obama is another Hitler who seeks to bring Nazism to this country. We offer evidence to refute this theory.
Hitler was short– Obama is tall.
Hitler had a mistress — Obama has a wife (at least as far as we know)
Hitler had a moustache — Obama is clean shaven
Hitler hated black people — Obama is black
Hitler hated Jews — Some of Obama’s best friends are Jews
Hitler had no children — Obama has two
Hitler hated the mentally retarded — Obama puts them in his Cabinet
Hitler hated immigrants — Obama is the child of an immigrant
Hitler hated communists — Obama is a commie
Hitler never wore jeans — Obama wears them
Hitler’s mistress was short — Obama’s wife is tall
Obama did not like basketball — Obama plays it every week
Hitler loved war — Obama is a reluctant warrior
Hitler was a soldier — Obama never served in any armed force
Hitler drove Jews out of Germany — Obama has a Hannukah part for them
We trust this list proves once and for all that Barack Obama is not a Nazi or lover of Adolf Hitler
Confession– there is some evidence which does not fit on this list. Hitler bowed to Kings, Obama bows to Emperors.