Locusts Are Coming–Hide!

Muammar Gaddafi is upset. Muammar Gaddafi is tired of having to hide from public view and tired of having to give speeches in deserted buildingrs rather than in a large square where millions shout their adoration of the noble leader of the desert.He is tired of ducking NATO bombers, tired of having his home blown up, and just plain tired of a life on the run. He warned the people of Europe that a day of locusts will soon be upon them and Libyan bombers are ready to let go. He said homes, offices and families would shortly be at risk. Therefore, the leader of Free Syrian wants his opponents to know that anyone anywhere on this planet. He wanted Syrians to know, “we are able to move to move to Europe like locusts.” He ain’t fooling, given that he is nowhere to be found.

I don’t know about you, but I’m headed for the store hills. In fact I just went to the hardware store fro some bug spray.