I realize there are millions of men who are desperate for a job, well, this site is ready to guarantee any young vibrant male who has drive and fortitude and is willing to take on a hard and satisfying task, that a position awaits you. The Durex condom company is seeking young men who are ready and desirous of testing their product. “We offer flexible working hours, a hard but satisfying job, no training or uniform needed and you can come when you want, but preferably not prematurely.” After examining their offer, it certainly comes across as preferable to those offered by the Republican party. After all, as far as Republicans are concerned, they are much more interesting in seeking people who want to get fucked than people who would do the fucking. Of course, those in Wall Street are fully prepared to come and come time after time when it is a matter of doing it to the American people.

Join the Republican party and be the one who is jerked off by Wall Street and lobbyists. As far as they are concerned you can come time after time as long as you stand firmly in favor of Tea Party principles.