It is fall, gentle winds caress the faces of young boys and girls who wander through the campus of a new university which has been built in southeastern Turkey. However, something terrible is now happening to our wonderful young college students. Oh my God! They now are holding hands, oh my God, did you see that boy and girl actually kiss one another and –in public! The Turkish Green Crescent’s city chief Lutfu Guniuoglu said, “girls and boys began to hang around hand in hand, arm in arm, and in close embrace and make love immodestly in front of people in terms of freedom and civilization.”
Well, that stuff has to end and Turkey must return to the good old days of modesty and staying at arms length. First, a touch, then an embrace, and you can readily know what the end result is! A baby!