As usual the Jewish Communist press is denouncing Iranian President Ahmadinejad for daring to tell the truth about what really happened on 9/11. In the interests of honesty, I must confess to being an agent of Mossad and was actively engaged in working with the CIA, French Security forces, and the IRA in Ireland to concoct the infamous plan that led to 9/11. We spent much time in an iceberg near Iceland where the CIA has its secret headquarters and works with Superman in order to ensure plans are carried out. Yes, Virginia, there is a Superman, his name is Moshe Ginsburg and he lives in the iceberg. We decided to blame the entire Muslim world so we contacted imams in Saudi Arabia, who really are Mossad agents who were planted in that clergy over a hundred years ago. I guess some reading these words don’t understand that Saudi Arabia is controlled by Jewish rabbis who pose as Muslim clerics.
The original plan was for five Jewish scientists to go on a subway and release germs that would create panic. However, Mossad agents were concerned it might result in a decline in subway riding and since we all know Jewish bankers control subways and railroads we decided to select an area of the economy in which Jews are not found. My instructions were to contact all Jews in the New York metropolitan area at least three days before the planned attack so they could head for Miami Beach and safety. Did you notice how crowded Miami Beach was on 9/11?