Melvin–Come Home To Israel!

The government of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu not only lacks any trust in Arabs, it fears even worse the goyim in America. A new program by Israel’s Immigration and Absorption Ministry is urging Jews in the United States of America to get the hell out of that Christian nation and head home to Mama Goldberg’s authentic blintzes in Israel. Billboards in cities containing large Jewish populations are offering a message that conveys the need to leave and come home. “Before Hanukkah turns into Christmas, it’s time to come back to Israel” and before “Abba turns into Daddy, it’s  time to come back to Israel.”

Videos are being sent to American Jews about the danger of celebrating Xmas or hanging around with a lot of goyim because before you know it, the kids will be  crossing themselves. Abraham  Foxman of the ADL is really upset and claims Israel is insulting American Jews.  Heck, even a senior Foreign Ministry official in Israel expressed dismay at a campaign that insults Americans–Christian, Jew, Muslim and atheists.

I was raised in a conservative Jewish family and we never called “pop” “Abba.” He was pop, not Daddy. Frankly, I enjoy a holiday which celebrates the birth of a nice Jewish boy named Jesus. He was born a Jew, lived the life of a Jew, and died a Jew. So, what’s the problem?