Following are occupations that certain people should have pursued.
MICHAEL VICK: Owner of a cat cemetery.
PARIS HILTON: Being the real Paris Hilton
BERNIE MARDOFF: Used car salesman.
OSAMA BIN LADEN: Owner of a Kosher Salami company.
DICK CHENEY: Head of the American Mortician Association.
GEORGE BUSH: Kindergarten teacher.
JON STEWART: Reporter for the Smithtown Daily Record.
TED KENNEDY: President of the United States(wow, he would have been great in this occupation!)
JOE THE PUMBER: A plumber?
PRESIDENT SARKOZY: Public relations agent for a soap company