Following are occupations that certain people should have pursued.

MICHAEL VICK: Owner of a cat cemetery.

PARIS HILTON: Being the real Paris Hilton

BERNIE MARDOFF: Used car salesman.

OSAMA BIN LADEN: Owner of a Kosher Salami company.

DICK CHENEY: Head of the American Mortician Association.

GEORGE BUSH: Kindergarten teacher.

JON STEWART: Reporter for the Smithtown Daily Record.

TED KENNEDY: President of the United States(wow, he would have been great in this occupation!)

JOE THE PUMBER: A plumber?

PRESIDENT SARKOZY: Public relations agent for a soap company