FOLLOWING ARE OCCUPATIONS CERTAIN PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE ENJOYED
LOU DOBBS Director of an Abortion Clinic.
DON RUMSFELD Greeter at Walmart.
RUDY GIULIANI Selling peanuts at Yankee Stadium.
GLENN BECK Grave digger.
JON STEWART Head of agency that just got GOP Ad contract.
PRESIDENT AHMADINEJAD Orthodox Rabbi in Brooklyn.
MICHELLE OBAMA Super model.
BERNIE MADOFF Used car salesman.
MILEY CYRUS Stripper in slum night club.
TEA PARTY ORGANIZER Doctor in Emergency ward located in violent neighborhood.