Missing Link Explains Republicans

Researchers have discovered a new gene which may explain the difference between how humans evolved from chimpanzees. The gene, called, miR-941, appears to have played a critical role in how humans  learned to use tools and  langugage. This was a new gene that is only found in those we term to be, human. Finally, we are now able to understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.

It is now clear that when Republicans argue, cut income, spend more, the the end result is to have more money available to pay for debts. We humans understand this does not make sense, but our Republican brothers and sisters simply lack the important human gene. Please do not get angry at them, they simply lack miR-941. I expect researchers will discover that those who vote Republican have -miR-942. One digit away from being an intelligent human.