An important goal of this blog is keeping the public up to date regarding breaking news in the world. In an endeavor to discover what happened to the plane that fell from the air and no one knows where it landed, so we asked some experts to explain.
Tea Party: What else do you expect when you elect savages from Africa as your leader? Just another Obama bungle.
George Bush: I think the pilot discovered the Weapons of Mass Destruction and was thus blown out of the sky before he could tell their location.
Rural Christian American: It was the anti-Christ come down to punish we sinners. Remember the plane was loaded with Muslims!
Mitt Romney: If you only allowed the wealthy to fly the skies no such events would ever occur.
Sarah Palin: Did you note that Hillary Clinton was not on the plane? Is that a coincidence?
Vladimir Putin: We had to take defensive action against Fascists from the Ukraine.
Taliban Leader: Mess with us and you can expect to get blown up, you infidel!!
John Boehner: The solution to finding this plane is reducing taxes on the wealthy and emphasizing individualism!
Barack Obama: I know what happened but it would require you to take a graduate course in philosophy before I could explain the entire event.
John McCain: One Word: BENGHAZI!
GOD: I have enough problems explaining you Earth life forms to the other Gods!