Mission Accomplished! Economy OK Says Bush!

George Bush, the man who told the American people in 2003 the war in Iraq was over has now informed the world the United States is not headed for a recession and things are looking up and the sky is blue and there will be milk and honey in everyone’s pail of plenty. The president told repoters today he has “acted robustly,” and the country will soon “see the effects of this pro-growth package.” He expressed dismay that pundits were not giving his stimulus pckage enough time to work and putting down the almost certain benefits that will result. Bush sees a robust economy that is growing and will continue to grow. As far as he is concerned there is no recession.

Pesident Bush’s economic views apparently are not shared by many economists, but, then again, what do they know about the economy. He was surprised at a question of potential $4 a gallon gas by the summer and obviously didn’t even know the current price of gasoline. It is perhaps unfair to ask an American president to know the current price of a gallon of gasoline since he is busy making certain the economy is roaring along.

  • http://reconstitution.us.rcnew JollyRoger

    We have ALREADY seen the effects of his “pro growth” package.

    The bank accounts of his cronies have GROWN, and budget deficit has GROWN, the number of dollars in circulation has GROWN to a point where they are nearly worthless, the number of unemployed, uninsured, and impoverished people in this country has GROWN…. I’d like to not see any more of his “growth,” if I could get out of it.

  • http://www.theimpudentobserver.com Fred Stopsky

    I guess if you are among the fortunate who are experiencing “growth” it is wonderful. I just don’t fit into that group– nor does 90% of Americans.