Following are hobbies that certain people should never pursue.
MICHAEL VICK: Cat napping
HILLARY CLINTON: Collecting photos of Bill around the world.
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Studying the Constitution.
LARRY SUMMERS: Playing slot machines.
ELIOT SPITZER: Collecting stories about the comeback kid.
NEWT GINGRICH: Tap dancing.
JOHN MCCAIN: Reading Jack London stories about the Yukon.
MERYL STREEP: Collecting recipes for microwave cooking.
PRIME MINISTER PUTIN: Mind exercises.
OSAMA BIN LADEN: Studying the Torah.
