Following are jobs that certain people should not pursue.
JOE BIDEN A high stakes poker player.
GEORGE BUSH National Director of ACORN
SENATOR TRENT LOTT Picking strawberries in California.
RON PAUL Head of the Federal Reserve System.
OPRAH Director of the DAR
JOHN MCCAIN Warden of a prison
JAY LENO Priest in a monastery run by the order of silence.
RUSH LIMBAUGH Head of a homeless center in Harlem
YANKEE FAN Bat boy for the Boston Red Sox
HILLARY CLINTON Fashion editor for Vogue magazine
CONAN O’BRIEN Mayor of Newark