We offer suggestions as to the jobs that should never be taken by certain people:

Benjamin Netanyahu: A Palestinian farmer who tries to get his crop to market.

King Abduallah of Saudi Arabia: National Director of the Anti-Defamation League.

Tim Geithner: High school English teacher.

Rudy Giuliani: President of the United States.

Alex Rodriguez: Garbage Collector.

McDonalds Manager: Manager of Morton’s Restaurant.

John McCain: Warden of a prison in Hanoi.

Barack Obama: “Bartender at an exclusive country club in Dallas.

Paris Hilton: Being the real Paris Hilton.

Red Sox Fan: Selling peanuts in Yankee Stadium.