We offer suggestions as to the jobs that should never be taken by certain people:
Benjamin Netanyahu: A Palestinian farmer who tries to get his crop to market.
King Abduallah of Saudi Arabia: National Director of the Anti-Defamation League.
Tim Geithner: High school English teacher.
Rudy Giuliani: President of the United States.
Alex Rodriguez: Garbage Collector.
McDonalds Manager: Manager of Morton’s Restaurant.
John McCain: Warden of a prison in Hanoi.
Barack Obama: “Bartender at an exclusive country club in Dallas.
Paris Hilton: Being the real Paris Hilton.
Red Sox Fan: Selling peanuts in Yankee Stadium.