FOLLOWING ARE A LIST OF JOBS SOME PEOPLE NEVER SHOULD SEEK TO OBTAIN.
David Letterman: Prospecting for gold in Alaska.
PM Gordon Brown: “Headwaiter at a busy restaurant.
Paris Hilton: Saleslady at the $! store.
Any Member of NY Legislature: Head of an ethics commission.
President Ahmadinejad: Busboy at a hotel in the Catskills.
Congressman Eric Cantor: Cantor in a gay synagogue.
Mike Tyson: High school English teacher.
Bill Bennett: Physical fitness director.
A Pig: Display model in a kosher restaurant.
Todd Palin: President of Harvard. Or, for that matter, president of anything.
Jon Stewart: Greeter at Walmart.
Ex Ms. California: Fact Researcher for New Yorker magazine.
General Petraeus: Chief of Staff of Afghan Army.
Boston Red Sox Fan: Batboy for the New York Yankees.