MISTAKEN JOBS For People

Posted on June 13, 2009 by Fred Stopsky | 2 Comments

FOLLOWING ARE A LIST OF JOBS SOME PEOPLE NEVER SHOULD SEEK TO OBTAIN.

David Letterman: Prospecting for gold in Alaska.

PM Gordon Brown: “Headwaiter at a busy restaurant.

Paris Hilton: Saleslady at the $! store.

Any Member of NY Legislature: Head of an ethics commission.

President Ahmadinejad: Busboy at a hotel in the Catskills.

Congressman Eric Cantor: Cantor in a gay synagogue.

Mike Tyson: High school English teacher.

Bill Bennett: Physical fitness director.

A Pig: Display model in a kosher restaurant.

Todd Palin: President of Harvard. Or, for that matter, president of anything.

Jon Stewart: Greeter at Walmart.

Ex Ms. California: Fact Researcher for New Yorker magazine.

General Petraeus: Chief of Staff of Afghan Army.

Boston Red Sox Fan: Batboy for the New York Yankees.