Following are jobs certain people should never take.
Kim Jong Il: Co-host of Rush Limbaugh Show
Salesman At Closed Car Dealership: Minister of a church.
Taliban Soldier: Lifeguard at Coney Island.
Gadhafi: Clown in a circus.
Newt Gingrich: George Bush’s valet.
Hillary Clinton: Mother Superior at inner city school.
Glenn Beck: National Director of Move On.
Flower Shop Owner: Logger in Amazon area.
Sarah Palin: Philosophy professor at Harvard.
Conan O’Brien: Movie ticket seller.