Following are jobs that certain people should never take.

Mitt Romney: Cast member of Jon Stewart show.

Oprah: Director of Ms. American pageant.

President of Harvard: Principal of a high school in Harlem.

Ron Paul: Move On Coordinator

Osama bin Laden: Cantor in Orthodox Jewish synagogue.

Kobe Bryant: Coach of New York Knickerbockers.

Hillary Clinton: Manager of a wash and dry store.

Rush Limbaugh: Advisor in State unemployment center.

Yankee Fan: Bat boy for Boston Red Sox

Rudy Giuliani: Sqeegee man working cars existing Holland Tunnel.