Following are jobs that certain people should never take.
Mitt Romney: Cast member of Jon Stewart show.
Oprah: Director of Ms. American pageant.
President of Harvard: Principal of a high school in Harlem.
Ron Paul: Move On Coordinator
Osama bin Laden: Cantor in Orthodox Jewish synagogue.
Kobe Bryant: Coach of New York Knickerbockers.
Hillary Clinton: Manager of a wash and dry store.
Rush Limbaugh: Advisor in State unemployment center.
Yankee Fan: Bat boy for Boston Red Sox
Rudy Giuliani: Sqeegee man working cars existing Holland Tunnel.
