MISTAKEN JOBS FOR PEOPLE

FOLLOWING ARE JOBS THAT SOME PEOPLE NEVER SHOULD TAKE

NANCY PELOSI: Hostess at IHOP.

TRUCK DRIVER: Bike shop owner.

HILLARY CLINTON: Mistress of Bill Clinton.

COLLEGE PRESIDENT: 1st grade teacher.

WINDOW CLEANER: Painter

NEWT GINGRICH: Professor in Harvard History Department.

DENTIST: Cosmotologist.

MANNY RAMIREZ: Little League Coach

RON PAUL: Union leader of coal mine workers.

LARRY SUMMERS: Check out clerk in supermarket.

  • http://i-will-pay-you-to-find-me-a-job.blogspot.com I’ll pay you to find me a job

    the political ones are funny

    the other ones’ I’m guessing you just took two random jobs and paired them together. who says a truck driver wouldn’t run a good bike store or a college president make a good 1st grade teacher and for all you know that window washer may paint beautiful pictures during their free time.

  • http://www.theimpudentobserver.com Fred Stopsky

    The typical college president these days spend all day and night raising money and most have never taught. they are hired to raise money, not teach. I am confident few, if any, college presidents would last a single day in a first grade classroom.
    The satirical point I was making is that truck drivers are accustomed to being on the road, not stuck in a store.